Inspired by a friend
This should seriously become a children’s book
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
why am I not an adult why won’t anyone take me to dragoncon I just need someone to go with because my mom is too good to go
no one who is going to dragon con this year say a fucking word to me because I’m not gonna be able to again until I’m like 20 and my heart is broken
I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
For the wanderlusters: these roadtrip-ready looks will make your next adventure that much more memorable.
Ancient Greek/Roman Gods
Ok, I wanted to make a poll or something, so : Which ancient greek or roman god do you like the most, which one would you love to be?
My favorite of the gods: Poseidon. My favorite of the goddesses: Artemis.
My fave goddess is Vesta/Hestia, while my fave god is Bacchus/Dionysus
Vesta is the love of my life